Wednesday, August 27, 2008

More Car Woes...Did I mention that Los Angeles is the worst city on earth?

Fuck The City of Los Angeles! I was issued a 2nd PARKING TICKET in ERROR in front of my own home...Can these meter maids not read a parking permit? I can only imagine how much money the local economy loses because workers have to protest erroneous parking tickets. Luckily I'm not a member of the workforce at this time, but for the second time in 8 days, I will be down on Pico Boulevard presenting my case to some obese (I can say this confidently because I observed that ALL of the personnel at this Parking Department branch are obese women) woman who will decide my fate. However, even if the City decides against me, I will NEVER pay this parking ticket.

Oh, and last night, after the show at the UCB Theatre, I was walking with a friend toward my car when I noticed a man and woman were ON my car...They were dry humping as their(?) baby in a carriage sat on the sidewalk. Thank you considerate people for using my car as a pay-by-the-hour motel! They did not even offer an apology...FUCK LOS ANGELINOS!

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