Friday, November 30, 2007

Wagamamanomics and more!

Don't get me wrong, I like Wagamama just as much as the next guy, but only when I have one of their ubiquitous 2 for 1 coupons. And by ubiquitous, I mean that they're usually readily available at the UEA library, but today they were out. I know that simple capitalism dictates that Wagamama must still be making a profit even when people eat there with the coupons, so I see no need to further fill these noodle genius coffers by paying double for a meal. I decided to take matters into my own hands. Using ingredients from my kitchen, I cooked up some ASDA Ramen Noodles (prawn flavored) that cost me 8p, some shrimp, and grilled vegetables. I mixed said ingredients in the Ramen broth and like magic I had a recreation of a classic Asian-fusion meal for under £1, costing me a mere fraction of the price to eat out. That's Wagamamanomics for you.

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Call me Gossip Girl but don't say that I didn't warn you!

OK, this may qualify as gossip, but a few weeks ago, I posted about the dangers of partaking in housecest. Then today, as I was cooking my egg breakfast, I noticed a note written in blue marker next to a pile of condoms. I figured they were giving them away free somewhere and one of my housemates brought some home to spread the wealth. Boy was I wrong. The note, written by my Spanish female housemate reads as follows:

ALEX, FUCK OFF.

I WOULD LIKE NOT SEEING YOU ANYMORE, BUT WE ARE HOUSEMATES. I WOULD TRY NOT SEEING YOU, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU YOU. YOU DEMONSTRATED ME YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND SO, FUCK OFF.

THIS CONDOMS ARE YOURS

Ouch! Really dramatic, but in the back of my mind I'm saying told you so, because I really warned them both about the danger of their situation numerous times...

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